Tech Stuff Cool or Nerd?

It seems like only yesterday that I got my Glasstron and now... lookie wat we have here...




I am gonna sell off my car and get me one of this-man... Woh-Ha... My very own Y-wing




Talk about plastic guitar, now how am i suppose to play with a square guitar like this... someone demo pleasssseee... Cool or nerd?




Finally, i personally find this cool... it is much better then sticking my laptop on my chest with a bunch of duck-tapes and far less painful... verv cool or very nerd?

Dumbass #4972

Took this picture right outside the window of my office. Apparently these dumbasses were trying to fit this huge and heavy tank into the back of a truck without bothering to open up the side railings, resulting in massive railing damage when one of the chains holding the tank gave way. Funny that the company who owns the truck has the initials "BS".

On a more serious note, imagine if the tank toppled over to the side of the road. They're lucky it's not a very busy road, or the government will have to consider enacting another law to prevent dumbasses from attempting stunts like this again.

Ah Beng Jokes from JM...

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

Guitar Hero: For people who want to play the guitar but suck at the real thing

Partly peer influence and partly sheer love for the sweet sound of the instrument, I unloaded roughly RM600 (about S$300) into a beautiful honey brown Ibanez acoustic guitar when I was still a weeny teen. Nearly twenty years later, my musical prowess is still limited to the first half of Romance D'Amour and a simplified version of Eric Clapton's Signe (from his Unplugged album). And my guitar is currently in the better hands of Guitar Freak. I appreciate the efforts that he and Tech Freak put into whipping me into shape during all those hot, lazy weekend afternoons, but I think it would have been more fruitful if said whipping was more literal than figurative.

Yeah, my guitar-ing sucks (I couldn't even strum properly), but imagine the horror on Tech and Guitar Freak's when I completed Guitar Hero's Crossroads (ironically, another E.C. gem) and (Stevie Ray Vaughan's) Texas Flood on Medium setting before they did, and hardly broke a sweat doing it. They were astonished that I jammed my way through the solos with little difficulty, which they once claimed were impossible. To be fair, compared to the real thing, Guitar Hero is far less complex and easier to play. And it takes some getting used to for people like my two buddies so accustomed to plucking strings instead of nudging buttons. At the end of the day, it still doesn't mean dick, because it's not like you will become a better guitarist after several sessions of GH. I'm still as inept as ever, while my buds continue to make chicks wet playing their instruments of love.

Well, at least I still have the picture of their horrified faces in memory. ;)

GTA4 Guy Spotted!!

Mr Roy Keane is our GTA4 guy. He's former ex-Man United skipper, badass midfielder who loved nasty tackle and swears a lot. Currently the manager of Premier League club Sunderland. Doing a good job in his first season in the League. Oh BTW, he's Irish...so he's definitely our GTA4 guy.

Enuff said...back to work.

Corporate Memo Leaked!!

Mentally disturbing

Someone took footages from Japanese McDonald's ads and edited them into this nightmarish concoction. Coulrophobics beware!

Another joke from ProfX

... this guy begging his wife to show her left boob while masterbating....
after a while he ask can i see the right one as well...
wife asks... does your birthday and christmas come on the same day?
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Too... much... time!

This guy actually made a mod version of Super Mario Bros which runs on its own, and actually SYNCHRONISES with the added background pop music. Wah liao eh...

Freak Spotted in Mines Wonderland, KL

yo freaks~!

since this is my first ever blog posting, i thought of posting something rather disturbing to share with you pervs.

this THING is one of the mascots at the Mines Wonderland, KL. went there with my family during chinese new year.

at first glance, i couldn't tell WTF it was. looks like a sheep / goat with yellow pop-corn-like fur coat...but wait a sec...a pair of wings? so i moved on and came to this "safari" with "very exotic" wildlife animals. i found the inspiration of the design...

morale of this story? don't fucking go to Mines Wonder-fucking-land!!!

The BMF is inviting the Freaks to the Indiana Jones 4 premiere!

Hey guys! I know you all are busy with work and stuff, but Indiana Jones 4 is right around the corner. It's not just a movie, it's an event, and we shouldn't be missing this, especially on Day One. So, I'm inviting you guys to join me on 22 May (might be 21). I can't determine the time or venue yet because it depends on which cinema is the most convenient for you guys, so you need to tell me. I know it's a long shot, but at least you can't blame me for trying. ;) Please give me an answer by 16 May. Thanks guys!

1UP.COM review of Mario Kart Wii and Grand Theft Auto 4!